Here We Go!

Dearest Queer Snow Bunnies--


The snow may be coming down, but the queers are getting ready to heat things up in Cincinnati! The streets will be clear by tomorrow night, so come one and all to January's CINCINNATI GUERRILLA QUEER BAR!!!!

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CGQB is predicting a gloriously queer new decade. In honor of this, we are throwing a "YEAR OF THE UNICORN" party. It will be a queer party to end all queer parties, but at a straight bar interacting with a whole lot of "straight" folks (whatever that means).

When: TOMORROW-- Friday, January 8th. Queers will probably begin to show up around 9pm

Where: MAY DAY (4227 Spring Grove Ave. --http://www.maydaynorthside.com/ )

I know some of you may be thinking, what? Northside? Northside's the queerest we get in Cincinnati! Why have CGQB in Northside? Well, here's our reasoning: 

1. There's still plenty of pressure to suppress your queerness in Northside and Queer Bar is here to join that fight. 
2. EVERY bar could use a CGQB. 
3. May Day is really cool. 
Aaaaaaannnnddddd, 
4. We want to throw a kick-tushie party for you!

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What to expect: No cover and deliciously cheap queer bar drink specials! Filling a fun two level bar to the brim with fantastic queers and queer-lovers. Showing Cincinnati the glorious variety of its queer community. Three awesome bands playing in one of the rooms: The Portions, The Signals, and Rocket 0000. DJ Gaze-x spinning fierce dance-until-the-snow-melts beats from 12:30-2:30. Playing special game with cuties brought to you by CGQB. 

And the time of your life. 

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Tell all your friends, make it a date or come FIND a date(s), and Happy Queer Year!

♥ 
CGQB

Dearest Queers and Queer-lovers,


Now that you've had a chance to recover from New Years, it's time to get 2010 going right with some Cincinnati Guerrilla Queer Bar fantasticness. This Friday, JANUARY 8th!, we will once again shower Cincinnati with the beautiful variety of our hot queerselves!

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Get your beauty sleep because we've got a party for the record books in the works:Meet cute queers. Win prizes. Play games. Drink for cheap. Show some unsuspecting straight bar patrons the awesomeness of queer-life. Dance-dance-dance until we heat this city up so hot that all this *bleeping* snow turns into steam.
Make it a date! Call all your friends! Look out for the message with all the sexy details on Thursday night!

<3
CGQB

Here We Go Again!

Dearest Cincinnati Queers and Queer-Lovers--


Yet another Cincinnati Guerrilla Queer Bar is upon us! Tomorrow night, FRIDAY DECEMBER 4th, CGQB will launch its next queer explosion!

We've already transformed establishments like the Lodge Bar, Blackfinn, Cadillac Ranch, and Millions into deliciously queer-inclusive and sexy spaces. Where will CGQB go next? What lucky bar will get a good dose of queer-dance-love-fantastic?

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MAC'S (205 West McMillan Street)

Yup, that's right, it's time for Clifton Heights to get queerified.

Here's the deal:
1. CGQB will be arriving in force starting around 9pm.
2. All your favorite cute and fantastic queers will be there.
3. Park on the street or in the lot behind the bar.
4. No cover
5. QUEER DRINK SPECIALS!!!! Try a "Queerilicious" or a "Queer Screw"! Both just $3.
6. Live queer-music (who knows what that means?) interspersed with the DJ skills of the one and only Ken Doll. Expect nothing but the best.

Call all your friends. Make it a date. Show Cincinnati the beauty of our fantastically diverse queer community in all its celebratory greatness!!

♥ and kisses,
CGQB

Get Excited!

Hello Beauteous Queers,

Cincinnati Guerrilla Queer Bar is getting ready to unleash some queer-dance-love on Cincinnati yet again! THIS FRIDAY (December 4th) will be a night not to be missed!

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Some things to look forward to with so much anticipation that your panties will no doubt be getting in quite a bunch:

1. Tons of cute queers of every shape, size, color, gender, and sex celebrating their fantastic queerness.
2. No cover.
3. Yummy queer drink specials.
4. Dancing like it's your job.
5. The transformation of a normally "straight" and narrow bar into a glorious and queerly open establishment.
6. Tons of cute queers.

Tell all your friends! Make it a date! Get your beauty sleep!

See you Friday.

with oodles of queer-love
<3
CGQB


PS. Don't forget to check your inbox Friday morning for the location!!!!

****Thanks****

Dearest Queers--

Thank you to all those who came out and made their presence felt at MLTs and Millions on Friday. The bars were packed and the atmosphere was intense. Oodles of sexy-queer-fun was had in the face homophobic bouncers and large numbers of bar patrons who had never been around a group of queer people before.

Missed to fun? Can't wait until next month's CGQB on Friday, December 4th?

Have no fear! There are plenty of queer-tastic events to keep you busy:

1. ARE YOU LISTENING?! is tomorrow:

A day of silent protest against hatred and inaction at the University of Cincinnati on November 10th.
for more information see:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=168915853070&ref=share or email kellyer@mail.uc.edu

2. Super-Fun Queer Speed-Dating at Hamburger Mary's November 13th (Friday).
for more information see:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=164500393093&ref=ss

3. We Demand Equality on Monday, November 16th at Xavier's Gallagher Student Center.
for more information see:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=170174832466&ref=mf

4. Stop Aids is throwing an entirely FREE and fantastic party to kick off ticket sales for their December 5th Gala, "Design in the Sky II". Free food and drinksies! For more information and to RSVP see:
http://www.evite.com/pages/invite/viewInvite.jsp?inviteId=XWPLFNBTKIFPOCAZLDJJ&li=iq&src=email&trk=aei6

<3
CGQB

HERE WE GO!!!!

Dearest Queers-


The night has finally come! November's Cincinnati Guerrilla Queer Bar has arrived! Tomorrow, Friday November 6th, CGQB will infuse Cincinnati with some good ol' sexy queer fun!

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But what's the lucky establishment? Which bar will be transformed into a world of sexual possibilities, multiple gender expressions, and fantastic interaction for one night?
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November CGQB =Mt. Lookout Madness:

MT. LOOKOUT TAVERN & MILLIONS
(3209 and 3212 Linwood Ave. Directly across the street from one another)

Two bars, Twice the queering!

Here's the Plan:

1. Start at MT. LOOKOUT TAVERN!!!!

Come before 10 pm and the cover is FREE. After 10pm, tell the bouncer you're with Guerrilla Queer Bar and the night is 2 for 1-- BOTH bars and TWO people for ONE cover price of 5 dollars. That's right, only 2.50 per person for both bars. Come with a friend, partner, or one-night-fling and split the cover charge. If you come alone, find a cute queer in line and get in for the price of one!

2. At 11:30 CGQB will travel EN MASSE across the street to MILLIONS!!!!

Millions+dj+dance floor+stripper polls (for serious)+a whole lot of cute queers= fantastic. Look out for the people with CGQB t-shirts to know when it's time to make the journey!


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Don't let Maine get you down! Call all your friends, put on your favorite hot pants-skirt, and get ready to show Cincinnati some queer-dance-love-fantastic!


<3<3

CGQB


PS. As many of you know, MLTs and Millions don't necessary have the most queer-friendly or feminist reputation. If anything negative occurs with the establishment or patrons, please let someone with a CGQB t-shirt know and we'll deal with it accordingly!

PPS. If that wasn't enough queer fantasticness, there are tons of important events for the queerly minded over the next couple of weeks!

1. ARE YOU LISTENING?! - A day of silent protest against hatred and inaction at the University of Cincinnati on November 10th.

for more information see:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=168915853070&ref=share or email kellyer@mail.uc.edu

2. Super-Fun Queer Speed-Dating at Hamburger Mary's November 13th sponsored by the UC Alliance!

RSVP to UCallianceRSVP@gmail.com by the 10th and get only $5 Cover! ($10 at the door, same day) All proceeds go to supporting UC Alliance and future queer activism and youth events.

3. Stop Aids Pre-Gala Kick Off Party!

Stop Aids is throwing an entirely FREE and fantastic party to kick off ticket sales for their December 5th Gala, "Design in the Sky II". Free food and drinksies! For more information and to RSVP see:
http://www.evite.com/pages/invite/viewInvite.jsp?inviteId=XWPLFNBTKIFPOCAZLDJJ&li=iq&

Ready, Set, QUEER!!!

Dearest Cinciqueers--

We hope you had a gloriously queer and deliciously irreverent Halloween. Rest well this week, because THIS FRIDAY brings you some even MORE fantastic queer revelry. That's right-- Friday, November 6th, Cincinnati Guerrilla Queer Bar will strike again! Mark your calenders, clear the whole night (and probably the next morning), and call all your friends. Make sure to check your inboxes Friday morning for the top secret location!

♥
CGQB


ps. For the spring chickens (under 21ers) among us-- CGQB ♥ 's you. You are beautiful, lovely, super-duper-queer, and we always want to include you in our Guerrilla Queerings, but there's a chance that the location for Friday night will be hard to swing for the young-ones among us (although there's no hurt in trying!). If anyone closer to the sunrise-of-life wants to organize their own under-21 guerrilla queering, let us know and we'll announce it along with the rest!