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Spring has Sprung and Guerrilla Queer bar has a special May edition of your favorite queer-tastic dance party brought to you by UC Alliance.

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UC Alliance Guerilla Queer Bar Hop
-Starts at Woody's 5p-9p. Woody's specials include 15 PBR Drafts for $5.00 and Guerilla Bombs for $3.50. The beer special ends at 8p and the Bombs go all night. They prefer cash, and love tips. The back bar is our designated area for our own expression of queer loving so see you there.

Following Woody’s we will walk as a group to Catskellar for the GenderF*ck Drag Show for QueerCat Pride Week. This is the final show for many of your favorite performers, so come out and show your support and appreciation! I hear they are going out with a bang!

And starting at 11pm we will head to Home Base where DJ’s David DeWitt and Kenneth Wright will help you trip the queer light fantastic all night long with your favorite pop and mash ups till 2:30am. $2.00 PBR’s and $3 well drinks all night long. There will also be a $2 special edition UC PRIDE shot and Punch all night long.

So come out ready to show your pride all night at these amazing events…

ApRiL GuErRiLLa QuEeR BaR

Dearest Queer Lovelies and Lovers--


The first Friday is upon us & it's time for everyone's favorite Queen City Queer Party! CityBeat just gave us a shout out in their “Best Of” issue as one of the most PROGRESSIVE things this city has to offer, so lets get out there and show the masses. But where will we all be heading…

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Mainstay / Betty Bar – 301 West 5th Street Downtown Cincinnati

That’s right…two great bars in one. Downstairs on the main floor is a fantastic Rock bar, which has Taste of Belgium w/Cavalier Distributors playing on stage. Upstairs DJ Gerald will be spinning your favorite dance tracks all night long. So get ready for all your favorite queers packed into this queertastic RoCK & RoLL themed bar as well as NO cover charge, just for Guerrilla Queer Bar, and a deliciously cheap CGQB drink special – THE Hippster – a $4.00 PBR Tall Boy.

So get some beauty rest and grab all your friends and we’ll see you on the dance floor!
♥ and kisses,
CGQB

Dearest Queer Lovelies and Lovers—

First off:

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*•. .•**HAPPY ANNIVERSARY CGQB!!! /.•*•.\¸..•¤**¤•.^,.•¤**¤.^.,.•¤**¤•.,.•¤**¤•^.,**

That’s right! Cincinnati Guerrilla Queer Bar’s 2^nd Anniversary is this month. Can you believe it has already been 2 years of your favorite Queen City Queer Party?

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PASSAGE

601 Main Street

Downtown Cincinnati

In Celebration of CGQB entering into it’s THIRD year of Queer Dance Fantasia we are bringing you GoOd ThInGs that come in 3’s.•¤**¤•

Just say Guerrilla Queer Bar at the door and you will only have to pay $3 cover ($10 otherwise)! We will also have a special drink and shot available all night long for only $3. The drink: Guerrilla Lemonade and has Jack Daniels, Sour and Sprite. The shot: The Leg Spreader and has Malibu, Melon, Sour and Sprite! $3 cover, $3 shots, $3 drinks ~*!*~

Passage has a private event until 11pm but will then unlock its doors for us. So show up after 11 and be ready to party. So what to do before 11pm you ask? Well, we have some suggestions for you. You could start your night at the GenderBloc GenderF*ck Drag Show, from 9 pm until 11 pm at Catskeller. Enjoy kings, queens, femmes and more!!!! Or Cincinnati’s Bockfest, which is the oldest in the country, also happening downtown so you can enjoy a beer and see who has been crowned the Sausage Queen this year… YES… sausage queen.

DUH, David DeWitt will be on hand with a mystery Photo Booth, hidden behind a secret bookcase…

Get some beauty sleep because you're going to need all the energy you can get, and remember what ROBYN says, “We run this thing like a Dancehall Queen.”

See you there!
♥ and kisses,
CGQB

2011 Queer Space Oddity

Dearest Queer Lovelies and Lovers--

The first Friday is upon us!
It's time for everyone's favorite Queen City Queer Party!
Get ready to transform a straight bar into a glorious PLANET of queer brilliance!
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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 4TH -- marks our 23rd CGQB!! Bring your beautiful self, bring your friends, bring your brother, bring your sister, bring all the queers and queer-lovin’ lovers you know and prepare to rocket off to another world!

But what space cantina will be navigating to with our fantastic queerness????
Are you ready for the big reveal!?!?

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LUNAR (435 Elm St. Cincinnati, OH 45202- between 4^th & 5^th)

What you can expect:
1. All your favorite queers packed into this new out-of-this-world bar from 9pm on!
2. No cover charge until 11pm if you use the password “Big Bang” & ½ price cover after 11pm (just $5)!
3. Deliciously cheap CGQB drink specials till midnight - $3 Beers, $4 cocktails, and $5 Martinis!

4. A 3D Space Oddity PhOtO bOoTh RoOm by none other than our very own David DeWitt!
5. The hottest queer dual level dance party this side of the moon.

What you should do:
1. Get overwhelmed with excitement
2. Call everyone you know and make it a date
3. WEAR SOMETHING SPACEY to go with your “Life On Mars” surroundings (did you get the David Bowie reference?).
4. Get some beauty sleep because you're going to need all the energy you can get to get your Buzz Aldr-in!

See you Friday!
♥ and kisses,
CGQB

ps. Next month is CGQB's SECOND BIRTHDAY! Get ready for a Guerrilla Queering for the history books...

QUEER 2011 -- CGQB NEW YEAR PARTY!

Dearest Queer Lovelies and Lovers--

HaPpY nEw QuEeR ~~~*

The first Friday is upon us & it's time for everyone's favorite Queen City Queer Party!
We'll be dancing the night away in order to gear up for another year of queer living, loving, and fighting in Cincinnati. QUEER 2011!

For this QuEer YeAr party we will be traveling to some friendly territory. We thought it would be nice to start off 2011 with a special edition CGQB at one of our own… where there is no mace* (see foot note).

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SHOOTERS – 927 Race Street Downtown Cincinnati

What you can expect:
1. All your favorite queers packed into this queertastic WeStErn themed bar.
2. No cover!
3. Deliciously cheap CGQB drink special – THE PINK PONY – made of Vodka, Cranberry Juice, & Peach Schnapps all for $2.00
4. Drag Show from 11:30~12:30 featuring LaTina Turner and her merry crew

5. Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night (DANCING)

What you should do:
1. Get overwhelmed with excitement
2. Call everyone you know and make it a date

3. Be prepared to give us your opinion for where you would like to see CGQB in the coming year!
4. Get some beauty sleep because you're going to need all the energy you can get

5. And get those boots gussied up

See you on the dance floor!
♥ and kisses,
CGQB

* (footnote) In case you weren’t there last time, mace was sprayed at the Main Event. Surprisingly (and luckily) it wasn’t directed at any cgqb-ers, but there was a significant amount of contact mace. Never again!

Here We Go!

Dearest Cincinnati Queers and Queer-Lovers,


CGQB is here! TONIGHT, Friday November 5th, we will transform a lucky straight bar into a sexy land of queer love! Election got you down? Come dance it out and start November off right!

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FB's
126 W 6th Street (between Race and Elm)

Enter through the side door and say you're with CGQB to get in free!

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CGQB

OCTOBER CGQB!

Dearest Queers and Queer lovers,

October is upon us and Cincinnati Guerrilla Queer Bar is here! Get ready for a glorious night of queer-dance-love-fantastic.

Tomorrow night also brings the 1st Annual Pride Night at the Great American Ball Park and the kick off night for Northern Kentucky's 1st Annual Pride Weekend! The October CGQB will be DOWNTOWN so that people can easily have their cake and eat it too. CGQB challenges you to attend ALL the lovely events queer Cincinnati-Northern Kentucky has to offer!

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BARTINIS
580 6th Street (corner of 6th and Walnut)

Tell the bouncer you're there with Guerrilla Queer Bar and GET IN FREE! Yup, that's right, zero dollars.

Come early, come after the game, come with a date, come on your own, come with the whole family, come multiple times, come on my... oh wait, sorry, that's awkward.

Come out to Bartinis and talk with some people who may have never experienced the beauty of queer love!

♥
CGQB