Thursday, January 7, 2010

Here We Go!

Dearest Queer Snow Bunnies--

The snow may be coming down, but the queers are getting ready to heat things up in Cincinnati! The streets will be clear by tomorrow night, so come one and all to January's CINCINNATI GUERRILLA QUEER BAR!!!!


CGQB is predicting a gloriously queer new decade. In honor of this, we are throwing a "YEAR OF THE UNICORN" party. It will be a queer party to end all queer parties, but at a straight bar interacting with a whole lot of "straight" folks (whatever that means).

When: TOMORROW-- Friday, January 8th. Queers will probably begin to show up around 9pm

Where: MAY DAY (4227 Spring Grove Ave. -- )

I know some of you may be thinking, what? Northside? Northside's the queerest we get in Cincinnati! Why have CGQB in Northside? Well, here's our reasoning: 

1. There's still plenty of pressure to suppress your queerness in Northside and Queer Bar is here to join that fight. 
2. EVERY bar could use a CGQB. 
3. May Day is really cool. 
4. We want to throw a kick-tushie party for you!


What to expect: No cover and deliciously cheap queer bar drink specials! Filling a fun two level bar to the brim with fantastic queers and queer-lovers. Showing Cincinnati the glorious variety of its queer community. Three awesome bands playing in one of the rooms: The Portions, The Signals, and Rocket 0000. DJ Gaze-x spinning fierce dance-until-the-snow-melts beats from 12:30-2:30. Playing special game with cuties brought to you by CGQB. 

And the time of your life. 


Tell all your friends, make it a date or come FIND a date(s), and Happy Queer Year!


Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Dearest Queers and Queer-lovers,

Now that you've had a chance to recover from New Years, it's time to get 2010 going right with some Cincinnati Guerrilla Queer Bar fantasticness. This Friday, JANUARY 8th!, we will once again shower Cincinnati with the beautiful variety of our hot queerselves!


Get your beauty sleep because we've got a party for the record books in the works:Meet cute queers. Win prizes. Play games. Drink for cheap. Show some unsuspecting straight bar patrons the awesomeness of queer-life. Dance-dance-dance until we heat this city up so hot that all this *bleeping* snow turns into steam.
Make it a date! Call all your friends! Look out for the message with all the sexy details on Thursday night!