Friday, March 2, 2012

March's Guerrilla Queer Bar

Dearest queers, queer-lovers, and all those beautifully-in-between,
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Spring in brewing in our fair city and that can mean only one
spectacular place to have this months Guerrilla Queer Bar. That's
right this month we are going to make it special. We are going to make
it epic. We are going to make it...

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Guerrilla Queer Bockfest! That's right, kiddos, Guerrilla Queer Bar is
infiltrating Bockfest, which was kind enough to plan events for the
first Friday of March!
Bockfest, as you hopefully know, is a celebration of beer and the
coming of spring. And who doesn't like it when spring comes? Or when
other people do? Heeeey...

For the "traditional" infiltrate a bar and get happy portion of the
night we will be hitting Mr. Pitiful's, which is located at 1323 Main
Street. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

Bockfest comes with a parade! And you know how queers love a good
parade. So we'll be meeting for the parade outside of Mr. Pitiful's,
which is conveniently on the parade route. Come cheer on goats, monks,
beer, cyclists, crazy folks and, oh yeah, the Sausage Queen finalists.
For real. It's going to be amazing. But, be careful. The parade starts
at 6! So come early, stay late, and keep on being your fabulous
selves!

Thursday, February 2, 2012

*.*.*FEBRUARY EDITION QUEER BAR*.*.*

L-U-V! MADONNA!

G-Q-B! YOU WANNA?


OH HEEEEY!!! I hope you are enjoying the first week of this balmy-ass FEBRUARY! Crazy, right? Like, HOW CRAZY IS IT? SO CRAZY.


But you know, the craziness of climate change is NOTHING compared to the craziness we know and love that is GUERRILLA QUEER BAR…. one of these things is, you know, Science, and the other is FANTASTICALLY QUEER SEXY FUN TIME.


One month we're here, the next we're there, and everyone is all like, YAAAAAY!!!!


So let's get down to it! The world is ending and we need a place to keep dancing or else Britney Spears will be all sadface! SO WHERE ARE WE GOING THIS MONTH? WHICH CINCINNATI STRAIGHT BAR IS GOING TO GET SERVED A HUGE HELPING OF EXTRA SPICY QUEER SAUCE?


DRUMROLL PLEASE.


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SCENE ULTRA LOUNGE! Downtown on Walnut Street, between 6th and 7th! What is an "Ultra Lounge", exactly? I have not the fucking slightest, although I read their website and it said "blah blah blah blah 30' long mahogany bar with an integrated exotic granite ice bar, the first and only one of its kind in Cincinnati blah blah blah blah" AND I WAS LIKE WHATEVER, FANCY PANTS I JUST WANT TO DANCE.


SO HERE IS WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:

DJ IDENTITY will be playing the jamz.

DAVID DEWITT of FLASHBOX is making an EXTRA SPECIAL EDITION photo booth (wear white/lighter colors for full effect!)

ANY ABSOLUT COCKTAIL is $5! We have two unofficial recommendations: Absolut Wild Tea, St. Germaine, lemon, and soda (TRUST US ON THIS ONE). OR just get an Absolut Martini. Of course, EXTRA DIRRRTY!!!!


as always, NO COVER. Ages 18+

Thursday, January 5, 2012

*•. .•*January's Guerrilla QUEER BAR*•. .•*

Queer Bar is coming...
Queer Bar is coming...

The First QUEER BAR of 2012 is here....

New Year, New Queer! What's your New Year Resolution...
for more dance in your life? (we have you covered)
for more drink in your life? (we have you covered)
for more fun.... duh (we have you covered)

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But what have we got up our sleeve? How will we be stirring things up? Where will we be keeping you up all night at? Are you ready for the big reveal!?!?

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701 BAR
701 Bakewell Street
Covington, KY 41011

& (right across the street)

ROSIE"S TAVERN
643 Bakewell Street
Covington, KY 41011

For the first party of New Year and the New Queer we wanted to keep up the tradition of traveling to some friendly territory in January. We thought it would be nice to start off 2012 with a special edition CGQB at one of our own...

Get ready to trip the Queer Year Fantastic...

701 will feature:
$5 Pitchers of Long Island Ice Teas
$5 Pitchers of Domestic
and DJ TIM spinning your favorite music all night long

Rosie's will also feature drink specials and has the best damn BOX we have ever played with... JUKEBOX that is and a touch screen too... it's like a giant iPad of music at your finger tips...


So get some beauty rest and grab all your friends and we’ll see you in Convington!

♥ and kisses,
CGQB

Friday, December 2, 2011

^•¤**¤•^ December's Holiday Queer Bar ^•¤**¤•^

Season Greetings - Cincinnati Queers and Queer-Lovers,


CGQB is here! This Friday December 2nd, and we will be transforming a lucky straight bar not only into a sexy land of queer love, but we will be traveling back in time to an era of great booze, great dancing and great style! Join us for a queer holiday theme party of epic proportions and start your December off with a bang.


But which Cincinnati straight bar is next you say....

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JAPP's Since 1879
1134 Main Street - OTR

Yup that's right... it's time to GET WET!

We will be celebrating the 78th anniversary of the repeal of prohibition at JAPP"S where Molly Wellmann and the Cin City Burlesque will take you back in time and tempt and tease you to turn to the bottle and rejoice our freedom to loosen judgment. Let the sirens move you to the big band tunes of Ben Stone and the Wigged out followed by Cincinnati’s own DJ Harv of Harvination to bring us back to the future.

Dressing up is encouraged!
Hendrick's Drink Specials all night long!
FLASHBOX photo booth!
and
Dancing Mc Dance Dance till the sun comes up!

Get get your work done so you can start not only the weekend, but the whole holiday season off right. See you on the dance floor!
♥ and kisses,
CGQB

Thursday, October 6, 2011

OcToBeR's Guerrilla Queer Bar

Hellooooooo Gorgeous People-


It may be Fall, but Friday's forecast is predicting sizzling summery temps..........AND ANOTHER AMAAAAAZING QGCB par-tay....... So don't bother layering on too many clothes. ;)



You KNOW it's time!! Cincinnati's favorite queer party is HERE.


It's going to be a very special evening!! The first 30 people to arrive will be entered into a drawing for AMAZING door PRIZES from Park+Vine, Chocolates Latour as well as from a few of Bellevue's own FABULOUS boutiques on Fairfield Avenue.


Ooops...did I just say, "Bellevue"? I DID!! Time to let you in on the secret......are you ready ?.......I know you are, so HERE IT IS!


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The B-List (10pm-2am) The B-List 343 Division St Bellevue, KY 41073

What you can expect:
1. All your favorite queers packed into this charming little neighborhood pub & outdoor patio.

2. 2.5 mile ride from downtown Cincinnati for those asking, "Where the hell is Bellevue?".

3. No cover!
4. HUGE selection drafts, bottles and a myriad of fine spirits. Deliciously cheap CGQB drink specials including: $3 Vodka Lemonades, $2 PBR- unless you guess the cap and it's ON THE HOUSE!!... $12 buckets of domestics and some $3 shots including Washington Apple, Kamakazi, Sex on the Beach, and more!!

5. 21 and over. Sorry kids, this party is only for the grown and sexy, so we'll catch you next time!



Also taking place....



in the quaint little neighborhood of BELLEVUE- their own first Friday party- SHOP BELLEVUE. This month's theme is Zombie Slide!!! All the boutiques, restaurants etc. up & down Fairfield Avenue will be open late Friday serving up unusual entertainment, snacks, wine and GOOD TIMES!!


For more info on Shop Bellevue schedule of events here :


http://www.ourtown.com/nky/article/2011/10/5/shop-bellevue-zombie-slide-friday-oct-7-6-to-9-pm.html/

and for a good review & pics last summer, here:

http://5chw4r7z.blogspot.com/search?q=bellevue&updated-max=2010-07-07T08%3A14%3A00-04%3A00&max-results=20


So, come to Bellevue early and enjoy the party!!

What you should do:

1. Lay out your cutest, hottest fall-summer weather attire for Friday night!
2. Get titillated with excitement.
3. Call everyone you know and make it a date.

4. Brush and floss. Duh.

5. SAVE gas? Ride your bike, car pool, or take the bus!!! Take the TANK (KY bus system) #12 Dayton from Fountain Square to the corner of Fairfireld and Taylor in Bellevue; then walk East 1 block to Washington, then South 3 more blocks and you are THERE!!

6. Hydrate, eat well and get your beauty sleep cuz it's going to be another looooong wonderful night!


See you on the dance floor!
and kisses,
CGQB

Thursday, September 1, 2011

September's Guerrilla Queer Bar

Dearest queers, queer-lovers, and all those beautifully-in-between,

September's Guerrilla Queer Bar is almost here.

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...What have we got up our sleeve? How will we be stirring things up this month?
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Bring your beautiful self, bring your friends, bring your brother, bring your sister, bring all the queers and queer-lovin’ lovers you know to:
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Chameleon's
Northside's newest watering hole - Sitting at Spring Grove Avenue, Blue Rock Street and Hamilton Avenue

Let's welcome this very friendly neighborhood nightclub right and show they every color of the rainbow while doing it. That's right, wear colorful shirts, all colors of the rainbow and lets
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Oh what fun we will have with:
*Eight draft beers on tap (from Hudepohl to Guinness) and more than 40 bottled beer selections
*a newly renovated patio
*your favorite queer DJ's spinning the night away
*and of course drink specials all night long
$3 Shots
$2 PBR's




CGQB

p.s. the next two months are already planned and we have some hardcore Straight Bars just raging to be invade, so relax this month but be prepared for a queer-tastic FALL ;)

Thursday, August 4, 2011

.•*•. August Guerrilla Queer Bar .•*•.

Dearest queers, queer-lovers, and all those beautifully-in-between,

August's Guerrilla Queer Bar is almost here.
This month's CGQB is extra special planned for you... so get ready for some fun.

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What have we got up our sleeve? How will we be stirring things up this month? Where will we be keeping you up all night at? Are you ready for the big reveal!?!?

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The DRINKERY (1150 Main Street | Cincinnati OH 45202)

What you can expect:
1. An ALL Night OTR DANCE Party from 10pm on featuring the new queertastic DJ Duo GLITTEROUS (featuring David DeWitt & Kenneth Wright along with DJ Gerald!
2. No cover! Duh...
3. Deliciously cheap CGQB drink specials - $3 well drinks all night long and Queer Bombs as well as $4 PBR Tall Boys!
4. After party until 4am at JOE's DINER which is right next door!

What you should do:
1. Get overwhelmed with excitement
2. Call everyone you know and make it a date
3. Get some beauty sleep because you're going to need all the energy you can get to dance the night away

See you tonight!
♥ and kisses,
CGQB