March's Guerrilla Queer Bar

Dearest queers, queer-lovers, and all those beautifully-in-between,
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Spring in brewing in our fair city and that can mean only one
spectacular place to have this months Guerrilla Queer Bar. That's
right this month we are going to make it special. We are going to make
it epic. We are going to make it...

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Guerrilla Queer Bockfest! That's right, kiddos, Guerrilla Queer Bar is
infiltrating Bockfest, which was kind enough to plan events for the
first Friday of March!
Bockfest, as you hopefully know, is a celebration of beer and the
coming of spring. And who doesn't like it when spring comes? Or when
other people do? Heeeey...

For the "traditional" infiltrate a bar and get happy portion of the
night we will be hitting Mr. Pitiful's, which is located at 1323 Main
Street. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

Bockfest comes with a parade! And you know how queers love a good
parade. So we'll be meeting for the parade outside of Mr. Pitiful's,
which is conveniently on the parade route. Come cheer on goats, monks,
beer, cyclists, crazy folks and, oh yeah, the Sausage Queen finalists.
For real. It's going to be amazing. But, be careful. The parade starts
at 6! So come early, stay late, and keep on being your fabulous
selves!

*.*.*FEBRUARY EDITION QUEER BAR*.*.*

L-U-V! MADONNA!

G-Q-B! YOU WANNA?

OH HEEEEY!!! I hope you are enjoying the first week of this balmy-ass FEBRUARY! Crazy, right? Like, HOW CRAZY IS IT? SO CRAZY.

But you know, the craziness of climate change is NOTHING compared to the craziness we know and love that is GUERRILLA QUEER BAR…. one of these things is, you know, Science, and the other is FANTASTICALLY QUEER SEXY FUN TIME.

One month we're here, the next we're there, and everyone is all like, YAAAAAY!!!!

So let's get down to it! The world is ending and we need a place to keep dancing or else Britney Spears will be all sadface! SO WHERE ARE WE GOING THIS MONTH? WHICH CINCINNATI STRAIGHT BAR IS GOING TO GET SERVED A HUGE HELPING OF EXTRA SPICY QUEER SAUCE?

DRUMROLL PLEASE.

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SCENE ULTRA LOUNGE! Downtown on Walnut Street, between 6th and 7th! What is an "Ultra Lounge", exactly? I have not the fucking slightest, although I read their website and it said "blah blah blah blah 30' long mahogany bar with an integrated exotic granite ice bar, the first and only one of its kind in Cincinnati blah blah blah blah" AND I WAS LIKE WHATEVER, FANCY PANTS I JUST WANT TO DANCE.

SO HERE IS WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:

DJ IDENTITY will be playing the jamz.

DAVID DEWITT of FLASHBOX is making an EXTRA SPECIAL EDITION photo booth (wear white/lighter colors for full effect!)

ANY ABSOLUT COCKTAIL is $5! We have two unofficial recommendations: Absolut Wild Tea, St. Germaine, lemon, and soda (TRUST US ON THIS ONE). OR just get an Absolut Martini. Of course, EXTRA DIRRRTY!!!!

as always, NO COVER. Ages 18+

*•. .•*January's Guerrilla QUEER BAR*•. .•*

Queer Bar is coming...
Queer Bar is coming...

The First QUEER BAR of 2012 is here....

New Year, New Queer! What's your New Year Resolution...
for more dance in your life? (we have you covered)
for more drink in your life? (we have you covered)
for more fun.... duh (we have you covered)

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But what have we got up our sleeve? How will we be stirring things up? Where will we be keeping you up all night at? Are you ready for the big reveal!?!?

Drum roll please……

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701 BAR
701 Bakewell Street
Covington, KY 41011

& (right across the street)

ROSIE"S TAVERN
643 Bakewell Street
Covington, KY 41011

For the first party of New Year and the New Queer we wanted to keep up the tradition of traveling to some friendly territory in January. We thought it would be nice to start off 2012 with a special edition CGQB at one of our own...

Get ready to trip the Queer Year Fantastic...

701 will feature:
$5 Pitchers of Long Island Ice Teas
$5 Pitchers of Domestic
and DJ TIM spinning your favorite music all night long

Rosie's will also feature drink specials and has the best damn BOX we have ever played with... JUKEBOX that is and a touch screen too... it's like a giant iPad of music at your finger tips...


So get some beauty rest and grab all your friends and we’ll see you in Convington!

♥ and kisses,
CGQB