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L-U-V! MADONNA!

G-Q-B! YOU WANNA?

OH HEEEEY!!! I hope you are enjoying the first week of this balmy-ass FEBRUARY! Crazy, right? Like, HOW CRAZY IS IT? SO CRAZY.

But you know, the craziness of climate change is NOTHING compared to the craziness we know and love that is GUERRILLA QUEER BAR…. one of these things is, you know, Science, and the other is FANTASTICALLY QUEER SEXY FUN TIME.

One month we're here, the next we're there, and everyone is all like, YAAAAAY!!!!

So let's get down to it! The world is ending and we need a place to keep dancing or else Britney Spears will be all sadface! SO WHERE ARE WE GOING THIS MONTH? WHICH CINCINNATI STRAIGHT BAR IS GOING TO GET SERVED A HUGE HELPING OF EXTRA SPICY QUEER SAUCE?

DRUMROLL PLEASE.

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SCENE ULTRA LOUNGE! Downtown on Walnut Street, between 6th and 7th! What is an "Ultra Lounge", exactly? I have not the fucking slightest, although I read their website and it said "blah blah blah blah 30' long mahogany bar with an integrated exotic granite ice bar, the first and only one of its kind in Cincinnati blah blah blah blah" AND I WAS LIKE WHATEVER, FANCY PANTS I JUST WANT TO DANCE.

SO HERE IS WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:

DJ IDENTITY will be playing the jamz.

DAVID DEWITT of FLASHBOX is making an EXTRA SPECIAL EDITION photo booth (wear white/lighter colors for full effect!)

ANY ABSOLUT COCKTAIL is $5! We have two unofficial recommendations: Absolut Wild Tea, St. Germaine, lemon, and soda (TRUST US ON THIS ONE). OR just get an Absolut Martini. Of course, EXTRA DIRRRTY!!!!

as always, NO COVER. Ages 18+