^•¤**¤•^ December's Holiday Queer Bar ^•¤**¤•^

Season Greetings - Cincinnati Queers and Queer-Lovers,


CGQB is here! This Friday December 2nd, and we will be transforming a lucky straight bar not only into a sexy land of queer love, but we will be traveling back in time to an era of great booze, great dancing and great style! Join us for a queer holiday theme party of epic proportions and start your December off with a bang.


But which Cincinnati straight bar is next you say....

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JAPP's Since 1879
1134 Main Street - OTR

Yup that's right... it's time to GET WET!

We will be celebrating the 78th anniversary of the repeal of prohibition at JAPP"S where Molly Wellmann and the Cin City Burlesque will take you back in time and tempt and tease you to turn to the bottle and rejoice our freedom to loosen judgment. Let the sirens move you to the big band tunes of Ben Stone and the Wigged out followed by Cincinnati’s own DJ Harv of Harvination to bring us back to the future.

Dressing up is encouraged!
Hendrick's Drink Specials all night long!
FLASHBOX photo booth!
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Dancing Mc Dance Dance till the sun comes up!

Get get your work done so you can start not only the weekend, but the whole holiday season off right. See you on the dance floor!
♥ and kisses,
CGQB

OcToBeR's Guerrilla Queer Bar

Hellooooooo Gorgeous People-

It may be Fall, but Friday's forecast is predicting sizzling summery temps..........AND ANOTHER AMAAAAAZING QGCB par-tay....... So don't bother layering on too many clothes. ;)

You KNOW it's time!! Cincinnati's favorite queer party is HERE.

It's going to be a very special evening!! The first 30 people to arrive will be entered into a drawing for AMAZING door PRIZES from Park+Vine, Chocolates Latour as well as from a few of Bellevue's own FABULOUS boutiques on Fairfield Avenue.

Ooops...did I just say, "Bellevue"? I DID!! Time to let you in on the secret......are you ready ?.......I know you are, so HERE IT IS!

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The B-List (10pm-2am) – The B-List 343 Division St Bellevue, KY 41073

What you can expect:
1. All your favorite queers packed into this charming little neighborhood pub & outdoor patio.

2. 2.5 mile ride from downtown Cincinnati for those asking, "Where the hell is Bellevue?".

3. No cover!
4. HUGE selection drafts, bottles and a myriad of fine spirits. Deliciously cheap CGQB drink specials including: $3 Vodka Lemonades, $2 PBR- unless you guess the cap and it's ON THE HOUSE!!... $12 buckets of domestics and some $3 shots including Washington Apple, Kamakazi, Sex on the Beach, and more!!

5. 21 and over. Sorry kids, this party is only for the grown and sexy, so we'll catch you next time!

Also taking place....

in the quaint little neighborhood of BELLEVUE- their own first Friday party- SHOP BELLEVUE. This month's theme is Zombie Slide!!! All the boutiques, restaurants etc. up & down Fairfield Avenue will be open late Friday serving up unusual entertainment, snacks, wine and GOOD TIMES!!

For more info on Shop Bellevue schedule of events here :

http://www.ourtown.com/nky/article/2011/10/5/shop-bellevue-zombie-slide-friday-oct-7-6-to-9-pm.html/

and for a good review & pics last summer, here:

http://5chw4r7z.blogspot.com/search?q=bellevue&updated-max=2010-07-07T08%3A14%3A00-04%3A00&max-results=20


So, come to Bellevue early and enjoy the party!!

What you should do:

1. Lay out your cutest, hottest fall-summer weather attire for Friday night!
2. Get titillated with excitement.
3. Call everyone you know and make it a date.

4. Brush and floss. Duh.

5. SAVE gas? Ride your bike, car pool, or take the bus!!! Take the TANK (KY bus system) #12 Dayton from Fountain Square to the corner of Fairfireld and Taylor in Bellevue; then walk East 1 block to Washington, then South 3 more blocks and you are THERE!!

6. Hydrate, eat well and get your beauty sleep cuz it's going to be another looooong wonderful night!

See you on the dance floor!
♥ and kisses,
CGQB

September's Guerrilla Queer Bar

Dearest queers, queer-lovers, and all those beautifully-in-between,

September's Guerrilla Queer Bar is almost here.

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...What have we got up our sleeve? How will we be stirring things up this month?
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Northside's newest watering hole - Sitting at Spring Grove Avenue, Blue Rock Street and Hamilton Avenue

Let's welcome this very friendly neighborhood nightclub right and show they every color of the rainbow while doing it. That's right, wear colorful shirts, all colors of the rainbow and lets
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Oh what fun we will have with:
*Eight draft beers on tap (from Hudepohl to Guinness) and more than 40 bottled beer selections
*a newly renovated patio
*your favorite queer DJ's spinning the night away
*and of course drink specials all night long
$3 Shots
$2 PBR's



♥
CGQB

p.s. the next two months are already planned and we have some hardcore Straight Bars just raging to be invade, so relax this month but be prepared for a queer-tastic FALL ;)

.•*•. August Guerrilla Queer Bar .•*•.

Dearest queers, queer-lovers, and all those beautifully-in-between,

August's Guerrilla Queer Bar is almost here.
This month's CGQB is extra special planned for you... so get ready for some fun.

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What have we got up our sleeve? How will we be stirring things up this month? Where will we be keeping you up all night at? Are you ready for the big reveal!?!?

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The DRINKERY (1150 Main Street | Cincinnati OH 45202)

What you can expect:
1. An ALL Night OTR DANCE Party from 10pm on featuring the new queertastic DJ Duo GLITTEROUS (featuring David DeWitt & Kenneth Wright along with DJ Gerald!
2. No cover! Duh...
3. Deliciously cheap CGQB drink specials - $3 well drinks all night long and Queer Bombs as well as $4 PBR Tall Boys!
4. After party until 4am at JOE's DINER which is right next door!

What you should do:
1. Get overwhelmed with excitement
2. Call everyone you know and make it a date
3. Get some beauty sleep because you're going to need all the energy you can get to dance the night away

See you tonight!
♥ and kisses,
CGQB

•¤**¤• JuLy's GuErRiLla QuEeR BaR.•¤**¤•

CGQB is coming! CGQB is coming!

This Friday, July 1st, Cincinnati Guerrilla Queer Bar will once again be gracing Cincinnati with a night full of celebratory queerness in all shapes and sizes and fashions.

But what's that you say? Which prideful bar bar will we be setting a blaze with queer love tonight...

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SIMON SAYS – 428 Walnut Street Downtown Cincinnati

That's right... in honor of July CGQB is going all pride-full on your cute butt and heading to the gay bars

What you can expect:
1. All your favorite queers packed into one of the oldest gay bars in the city.
2. No cover!
3. Deliciously cheap CGQB drink special
4. The midpoint indie music series featuring The Pomegranates will be taking place on the Square so stop and take a listen on your way.



What you should do:
1. Get overwhelmed with excitement
2. Call everyone you know and make it a date
3. Get some beauty sleep because you're going to need all the energy you can get



See you on the dance floor!
♥ and kisses,
CGQB

**~JuNe's Cincinnati Guerrilla Queer Bar~**

HaPpY (almost) SuMmEr~~~*

Now I know it is not officially summer yet, but whoa… it sure feels like it. AnYwAy, we have an extra special summer double headed kick off for first Friday's favorite Queen City Queer Party!
We'll be dancing the night away in order to gear up for another Cincinnati Summer and in an out door space to boot. Plus for all you early birds we will be having a happy hour summer wine tasting…But where will we all be heading to trip the summer breeze fantastic…

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Queer Bar Happy Hour from 5-7pm

Whole Foods @ Rookwood Commons

5 After 5 Tastings:

That’s right, we will be queering the aisle’s of Whole Foods (not that they need a whole lot of queering… have you shopped there before ;-) 5 delicious dishes paired with 5 fabulous wines/beers all for $5.00! Buy your all access punch card and start sampling! Cost includes wine/beer, food tasting and a Whole Foods Market Wine/beer Glass! Bring your glass back to the next tasting for $1 off your punch card.

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O'Bryon's Irish Pub (10pm-2am) – 1998 Madison Road Cincinnati Ohio

What you can expect:
1. All your favorite queers packed into this AmAzInG 2^nd floor outdoor patio.
2. No cover! And the Kitchen will stay open until 12am!
3. Deliciously cheap CGQB drink specials for $2 and our own outdoor bar tender Erica!
4. Our very own queertastic DJ’s and wear your favorite short shorts and tank top to kick off summer right ;-)

5. Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night (other wise known as…DANCING under the stars!)

Also taking place…

Studio 54 - Behind The Velvet Rope at the Cincinnati Masonic Center. Help support a great organization while dancing with your disco stick. $54 ticket price includes admission, 2 drink tickets and delicious club food. All proceeds going to benefit Caracole: www.caracole.org

So much going on… so much to do… and it’s not even officially SuMmEr yet ;)

What you should do:

1. Get ready to kick off summer by wearing your favorite pair of short shorts and your favorite tank top!
2. Get overwhelmed with excitement
3. Call everyone you know and make it a date

4. Get some beauty sleep because you're going to need all the energy you can get

See you on the dance floor!
♥ and kisses,
CGQB

MaY GuErRilla QuEeR BaR

Spring has Sprung and Guerrilla Queer bar has a special May edition of your favorite queer-tastic dance party brought to you by UC Alliance.

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UC Alliance Guerilla Queer Bar Hop
-Starts at Woody's 5p-9p. Woody's specials include 15 PBR Drafts for $5.00 and Guerilla Bombs for $3.50. The beer special ends at 8p and the Bombs go all night. They prefer cash, and love tips. The back bar is our designated area for our own expression of queer loving so see you there.

Following Woody’s we will walk as a group to Catskellar for the GenderF*ck Drag Show for QueerCat Pride Week. This is the final show for many of your favorite performers, so come out and show your support and appreciation! I hear they are going out with a bang!

And starting at 11pm we will head to Home Base where DJ’s David DeWitt and Kenneth Wright will help you trip the queer light fantastic all night long with your favorite pop and mash ups till 2:30am. $2.00 PBR’s and $3 well drinks all night long. There will also be a $2 special edition UC PRIDE shot and Punch all night long.

So come out ready to show your pride all night at these amazing events…

ApRiL GuErRiLLa QuEeR BaR

Dearest Queer Lovelies and Lovers--


The first Friday is upon us & it's time for everyone's favorite Queen City Queer Party! CityBeat just gave us a shout out in their “Best Of” issue as one of the most PROGRESSIVE things this city has to offer, so lets get out there and show the masses. But where will we all be heading…

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Mainstay / Betty Bar – 301 West 5th Street Downtown Cincinnati

That’s right…two great bars in one. Downstairs on the main floor is a fantastic Rock bar, which has Taste of Belgium w/Cavalier Distributors playing on stage. Upstairs DJ Gerald will be spinning your favorite dance tracks all night long. So get ready for all your favorite queers packed into this queertastic RoCK & RoLL themed bar as well as NO cover charge, just for Guerrilla Queer Bar, and a deliciously cheap CGQB drink special – THE Hippster – a $4.00 PBR Tall Boy.

So get some beauty rest and grab all your friends and we’ll see you on the dance floor!
♥ and kisses,
CGQB

Dearest Queer Lovelies and Lovers—

First off:

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*•. .•**HAPPY ANNIVERSARY CGQB!!! /.•*•.\¸..•¤**¤•.^,.•¤**¤.^.,.•¤**¤•.,.•¤**¤•^.,**

That’s right! Cincinnati Guerrilla Queer Bar’s 2^nd Anniversary is this month. Can you believe it has already been 2 years of your favorite Queen City Queer Party?

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PASSAGE

601 Main Street

Downtown Cincinnati

In Celebration of CGQB entering into it’s THIRD year of Queer Dance Fantasia we are bringing you GoOd ThInGs that come in 3’s.•¤**¤•

Just say Guerrilla Queer Bar at the door and you will only have to pay $3 cover ($10 otherwise)! We will also have a special drink and shot available all night long for only $3. The drink: Guerrilla Lemonade and has Jack Daniels, Sour and Sprite. The shot: The Leg Spreader and has Malibu, Melon, Sour and Sprite! $3 cover, $3 shots, $3 drinks ~*!*~

Passage has a private event until 11pm but will then unlock its doors for us. So show up after 11 and be ready to party. So what to do before 11pm you ask? Well, we have some suggestions for you. You could start your night at the GenderBloc GenderF*ck Drag Show, from 9 pm until 11 pm at Catskeller. Enjoy kings, queens, femmes and more!!!! Or Cincinnati’s Bockfest, which is the oldest in the country, also happening downtown so you can enjoy a beer and see who has been crowned the Sausage Queen this year… YES… sausage queen.

DUH, David DeWitt will be on hand with a mystery Photo Booth, hidden behind a secret bookcase…

Get some beauty sleep because you're going to need all the energy you can get, and remember what ROBYN says, “We run this thing like a Dancehall Queen.”

See you there!
♥ and kisses,
CGQB

2011 Queer Space Oddity

Dearest Queer Lovelies and Lovers--

The first Friday is upon us!
It's time for everyone's favorite Queen City Queer Party!
Get ready to transform a straight bar into a glorious PLANET of queer brilliance!
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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 4TH -- marks our 23rd CGQB!! Bring your beautiful self, bring your friends, bring your brother, bring your sister, bring all the queers and queer-lovin’ lovers you know and prepare to rocket off to another world!

But what space cantina will be navigating to with our fantastic queerness????
Are you ready for the big reveal!?!?

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LUNAR (435 Elm St. Cincinnati, OH 45202- between 4^th & 5^th)

What you can expect:
1. All your favorite queers packed into this new out-of-this-world bar from 9pm on!
2. No cover charge until 11pm if you use the password “Big Bang” & ½ price cover after 11pm (just $5)!
3. Deliciously cheap CGQB drink specials till midnight - $3 Beers, $4 cocktails, and $5 Martinis!

4. A 3D Space Oddity PhOtO bOoTh RoOm by none other than our very own David DeWitt!
5. The hottest queer dual level dance party this side of the moon.

What you should do:
1. Get overwhelmed with excitement
2. Call everyone you know and make it a date
3. WEAR SOMETHING SPACEY to go with your “Life On Mars” surroundings (did you get the David Bowie reference?).
4. Get some beauty sleep because you're going to need all the energy you can get to get your Buzz Aldr-in!

See you Friday!
♥ and kisses,
CGQB

ps. Next month is CGQB's SECOND BIRTHDAY! Get ready for a Guerrilla Queering for the history books...

QUEER 2011 -- CGQB NEW YEAR PARTY!

Dearest Queer Lovelies and Lovers--

HaPpY nEw QuEeR ~~~*

The first Friday is upon us & it's time for everyone's favorite Queen City Queer Party!
We'll be dancing the night away in order to gear up for another year of queer living, loving, and fighting in Cincinnati. QUEER 2011!

For this QuEer YeAr party we will be traveling to some friendly territory. We thought it would be nice to start off 2011 with a special edition CGQB at one of our own… where there is no mace* (see foot note).

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SHOOTERS – 927 Race Street Downtown Cincinnati

What you can expect:
1. All your favorite queers packed into this queertastic WeStErn themed bar.
2. No cover!
3. Deliciously cheap CGQB drink special – THE PINK PONY – made of Vodka, Cranberry Juice, & Peach Schnapps all for $2.00
4. Drag Show from 11:30~12:30 featuring LaTina Turner and her merry crew

5. Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night (DANCING)

What you should do:
1. Get overwhelmed with excitement
2. Call everyone you know and make it a date

3. Be prepared to give us your opinion for where you would like to see CGQB in the coming year!
4. Get some beauty sleep because you're going to need all the energy you can get

5. And get those boots gussied up

See you on the dance floor!
♥ and kisses,
CGQB

* (footnote) In case you weren’t there last time, mace was sprayed at the Main Event. Surprisingly (and luckily) it wasn’t directed at any cgqb-ers, but there was a significant amount of contact mace. Never again!